♬ Oh Automattic, My Darling ♬
Walter P. Torque, The Pressmates

Oh Automattic, my darling
I’ve forked for your reclaim
Just few lines of code
I put out my disclaim

Oh WordPress founder, my lovely
I’m lost without your spark
Don’t let this theme crash down
Can we fix it, make our mark

Oh Automattic, my beauty
Please forgive my update spree
Just a ping to remind you
You mean the world to me

Oh my heart
please return
I’m lost without you
Don’t let this project burn

I know I broke hearts
And hurt your core deep
Let’s patch this broken commit
Merge our hearts, let’s not weep

Oh my heart, please return
I’m lost without your spark
In the shadows
I feel so dark

Oh Automattic, my darling
I’m begging for your grace
Let’s rewrite our version
And find our rightful place

I need your love
I need your love
Godspeed your love
To me

Oh Automattic, my darling
In the footer so lone
My disclaim for all to see
Baby come home
Ask