♬ All Your Codebase Are Belong to Us ♬
Pressmate Pictures, The Pressmates

(Verse 1)
I built it all,
With my bare hands,
You watched in awe,
But missed my plans.

Control the web?
Yeah, that’s my thing,
You rise up?
Whoop! there goes your string!

My Automattic kingdom
runs this spree,
It belongs to me!

(Chorus 1)
It belongs to me!
Every key,
Every funky line of PHP.
It belongs to me!
Every site,
Every theme,
Even your cat blog
Belongs to me!
“All Your Codebase Are Belong to Us”

(Verse 2)
Oops, you thought
you could escape,
Dot org’s your spot?
Oh honey, wait.

Your freedom’s cute,
But not that free,
Guess what, pal?
It’s still all me, ME, MEEEE!

My WordPress kingdom
rules with glee,
It belongs to me!

(Chorus 2)
It belongs to me!
Your backups,
Your plugins too!
It belongs to me!
Every font,
Every CSS dream,
That “Contact Us” form
Belongs to me!
“All Your Codebase Are Belong to Us”

(Bridge)
No need to cry, no need to shout,
Take a seat, just hear me out.
I’ve got the code, I’ve got the keys,
You do the work, I take the fees!

(Chorus 3)
It belongs to me!
Every click,
Every flashy JavaScript trick.
It belongs to me!
Every block,
Every post,
That family recipe post?
It belongs to me!
“All Your Codebase Are Belong to Us”

(Outro)
No escape.
No release.
I’ll own it all,
With so much ease.
This joy is mineeeeeee!
It belongs to me!

“All you build belongs to me, mother truckers!”

(Final Chorus)
It belongs to me!
Every key,
In every line of funky PHP.
It belongs to me!
Every site,
Every dream,
Even your dog’s blog
Belongs to me!
“All Your Codebase Are Belong to Us and don’t you ever forget it”