Can We Say WordPress or Nah?
Vince Skidmark, The Pressmates

Verse 1:
Runnin’ “WordPress Hosting” today,
Oops, “Hosting for WordPress,” okay? (damn)
“W P Widgets,” “Wordy Press Plugins,”
Can I say “WordPresser’s Thingamajigs?” (what the fuuuhh)

Chorus:
Can we say WordPress or nah? (Who fucking knows?)
“WordPressy Devs” or just “W P Fools?”
“WordPressing Themes”—is that a crime?
Tossin’ names, wastin’ time!

Verse 2:
“W P Hosting for WordPress Hosts,”
Does that fly with the damn trademarks?
“Pressing Words on my big Wordy Blocks,”
“W P Press Blockers” (in a big box?)
“W P Dev Hosting Supreme?”
Or “Worded Press” on my damn screen?

Chorus:
Can we say WordPress or nah?? (Tell me what’s fair)
Poking my eyes, pulling my hair.
Tossin’ names, wastin’ time!
Getting dizzy just trying to rhyme.

Outro:
“WP Hosting for WordPress Tools,”
“WPPress Blocks” in fancy stupid pools?
“WordPressing Sites on Speedy W P Speed,”
Drowning in confusion, I plead! (getting tired)

Chorus:
Can we say WordPress or nah??
About to go home.
Can we find out the truth,
Or am I alone?
(“So can we say WordPress or nah? Just get it all over with and use “Letter Touch”, That’s not trademarked, right?”)

Outro
Can we say WordPress or nah? (Who fucking knows?)
“WordPressy Devs” or just “W P Fools?”
“WordPressing Themes”—is that a crime?
Tossin’ names, wastin’ time!