Lyrics generated by AI with prompting from Jeff on Twitter (@jeffr0) Video, music & images generated by AI with prompting from Tia on Twitter (@MetaPrinxss)
“Cease and Desist (The WordPress Song)”
Collin Mattgomery, The Pressmates
I was building websites, feeling fly,
Using a logo that caught my eye,
But then I got a letter in my email today,
Said, “You’re using WordPress in the wrong way.”
Oh, I didn’t know, but now I do,
Gotta follow the rules, that’s what’s true.
The brand’s got rights, and I must insist,
Time to cease and desist!
Cease and desist, oh, I gotta comply,
No more using WordPress without a bye-bye,
The trademark’s theirs, I can’t pretend,
Gotta use it right, or this will end!
Cease and desist, I’m playin’ it cool,
Follow the trademark, stick to the rule,
Gotta show respect, no need to resist,
I’ll cease and desist!
You can’t use it for just anything,
That name’s protected, it’s a legal thing,
WordPress is open, but the mark’s locked tight,
So I’ll switch it up and make it right.
No worries, I’m good, I’ll make the fix,
Use “WP” for my brand’s new tricks,
Now we’re all clear, no more twists,
I’ll cease and desist!
Cease and desist, oh, I gotta comply,
No more using WordPress without a bye-bye,
The trademark’s theirs, I can’t pretend,
Gotta use it right, or this will end!
Cease and desist, I’m playin’ it cool,
Follow the trademark, stick to the rule,
Gotta show respect, no need to resist,
I’ll cease and desist!
It’s all love for the platform, that’s for sure,
But the rules are the rules, can’t ignore,
So I’ll keep building, keep creating,
But now I know what I’m stating.
Cease and desist, oh, I gotta comply,
No more using WordPress without a bye-bye,
The trademark’s theirs, I can’t pretend,
Gotta use it right, or this will end!
Cease and desist, I’m playin’ it cool,
Follow the trademark, stick to the rule,
Gotta show respect, no need to resist,
I’ll cease and desist!
